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June 14, 2016 by kingbee
when i first happened upon joeuser in april 2004, it was a maelstrom election year politics in which no aspect--no matter how seemingly trivial or mundane--seemed to pass without comment.

so how to explain why, despite months of absolute batshit lunacy to date, all of which is almost certain to be eclipsed every hour of every day from now until election day, no one here seems to have anything to say. 
August 7, 2015 by kingbee
couldn't say it any better now.

 

http://al-fahryd-i-nhumon.joeuser.com/article/408226/Donald_Trump
April 30, 2011 by kingbee
really????

someone needs to tell those poor misspoken singing crows they were wrong. 

seeing an elephant fly ain't even close to having seen everything
October 7, 2010 by kingbee
as do all other self-hating fags.

heterosexuals simply don't feel strongly enough about non-heterosexuals to approach anything close to hatred.

it takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry and it takes one to know and hate about others those things one hates most about oneself.

 
August 28, 2010 by kingbee
Oh Fatherland, Fatherland,
Show us the sign
Your children have waited to see.
The morning will come
When the world is mine.
Tomorrow belongs to me!

--Lander & Ebb
June 29, 2010 by kingbee
again last week we had to confront the approaching inevitability of a future with no dick.


were dick cheney able to devise a workaround for evading mortality, i'm positive he'd keep kickin it here til the galaxy's final light was extinguished.  absent that, he--like each of us--continues moving forward into the past.

immediately after he's no longer around, we'll find ourselves amidst an emotional maelstrom far more intense than last week's.  overwhelmed by sturm und drang mit ...
June 28, 2010 by kingbee
lest anyone forget how vitriolic america's rabid reactionary right repeatedly reveal themselves to be, sen robert byrd's hospitalization should prove a sad reminder.

wade through this cesspool of death-wishes and rage in the comment section. ghoulish glee and prayers for eternal damnation of a fellow human's soul would seem to be antithetic to christian ideals--unless that human's name happens to be robert c. byrd.

although anthony r didn't provide free samples in his post about cheney...
May 30, 2010 by kingbee
although i haven't posted here for a while, i do occasionally manage to make a little time for myself and drop by long enough to see who's ranting about what.  most recently it was yesterday morning just before being engulfed for the next 12 hours in the tedious labyrinth of winmerging two infinite groups of barely unique files. 

during that ten minutes or so, while enjoying the perfect lunacy that is teabag nation, i noticed someone postulating something about the president as foll...
July 26, 2009 by kingbee
 

even before he was inaugurated, i began having concerns about obama's presidency. among the troubling questions i tried to avoid asking myself were these: 

1. would any halfway intelligent, mentally competent person willingly agree to take office of any sort--much less the oval one--in the midst of what's generally considered (so far) one of the worst 8 financial crises in america's history?

2. is it really that much wiser to:

spend a lotta time carefully analyzing p...
May 23, 2009 by kingbee
call me psychic.  or psychotic.  or both.

wayyyyyy back in 2005, i began telling people i was positive dick cheney would run for president.  my basis for that prediction was three-fold:

a. he said he wouldn't.

b. in his mind, nobody else was nearly as capable or even willing to shore up the bush-cheney administration's legacy.

regarding point a, one need only look back to recall how he wound up on the ticket with dubbya.  after declaring he was not going to seek t...
April 15, 2009 by kingbee
tough choice here because it touches on current, politics and, of course, entertainment--all of which suffered a loss last sunday (4/12/2009) with the unexpected and early demise of one marilyn ann briggs who went from soapbox to big screen and then back to soapbox again as marilyn chambers.



once the face of proctor & gambles "ivory snow" she bore more than a passing resemblance to cybil shepard.  she was one of crossover porn's pioneeresses (her debut film was the mitchell broth...
April 8, 2009 by kingbee
i should be awarded a degree in fristian long-distance diagnosis because i saw this one coming months ago.

 



 fact is, i'm feeling a tiny pang of sympathy for the man--maybe even something perhaps approaching the far outer limits of regret. i've yet to meet a single person so competent and capable i could say with any certainty "so-and-so prolly never has and never will find him- or herself slumping back home laden with the weight of having screwed not just the pooch but the ...
March 18, 2009 by kingbee
apparently i owe an apology to those of you who've persisted in keeping the old "is he from honolulu or is he from kenya" thing going to the point that i now mindlessly use that phrase to replace the real chorus of that killers "are we human" song.

my snide and abrupt dismissal of your concerns was premature.

bad things are about to happen as a consequence of obama's decades long conspiracy to fool us into believing he was eligible to sit his ass down behind that oval office desk. 
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February 19, 2009 by kingbee
about 7 years ago, you got it goin on.  got yourself a lil gig in arizona helps ya appear to be legit.  good thing too cuz since you and your buddies managed to hook up with one of those mexican drug cartels, the future appears to be nothin but one huge payday. 

sweet.

about 7 years ago, you got it goin on.  career military, got yourself assigned on the right side of either ocean  good thing too cuz you and your buddies would be having way less fun and be in way mo...
February 12, 2009 by kingbee
how nuts is this???

nearly 5 years ago, i posted an article about an a guy named jack roche who'd emigrated to australia, became an australian citizen, converted to islam, met and became friends with indonesian twins abdul rahim ayub and abdur rahman ayub (founders of the australian branch of jemaah islamiah) and changed his name to khalid saifullah

that was the beginning of a 7 year long journey that would take saifullah first to indonesia and then malaysia where he met hambali--a notorio...