about 7 years ago, you got it goin on.  got yourself a lil gig in arizona helps ya appear to be legit.  good thing too cuz since you and your buddies managed to hook up with one of those mexican drug cartels, the future appears to be nothin but one huge payday. 

sweet.

about 7 years ago, you got it goin on.  career military, got yourself assigned on the right side of either ocean  good thing too cuz you and your buddies would be having way less fun and be in way more danger if you were patroling a border with syria or pakistan rather than good ol mexico.  

sweet.

last week the last of nearly 60 defendants--military and law enforcement people--who transported large amounts of illegal drugs from the mexican border to phoenix and las vegas stood in front of you and pleaded guilty to one count of attempting to enrich himself by obtaining cash bribes from people he believed to be narcotics traffickers in return for his assistance, protection, and participation in the activities of what he believed to be an illegal narcotics-trafficking organization that distributed cocaine from Arizona to other locations in the southwestern united states.

sweet.

based on sentences imposed by your fellow jurists, this guy's gonna be fined the exact amount of money he took from the "cartel" to transport kilos of cocaine--in government vehicles while in uniform--and be sent to prison for...well, lessee here: .

this was a ghetto kid caught slingin rock whose case went federal, you hand him his 10 years.

this was a hot lil starlet managed to only get herself busted a couple times in a year, you'd gavel her down a few weeks in county.

so what kinda time are you gonna throw at this here former af sgt rommel schroer yer honor?

(as an official of the court you're honor bound not to google this before pronouncing sentence and after you do look it up, try to restrain yourself from influencing your fellow members of the bench.)