if being a crazed megalomaniacal dictator was an olympic event--and it really should be--my money would be on saparmurad a  niyazov to bring the gold back to turkmenistan.  niyazov, who also refers to himself as turkmenbashi ("father of turkmens"), may not be a household name here and now, but that'll probably change when a.) he does something really nuts following the failure of his plan to build an ice palace (yup out of real ice)  in the hot-as-hell turkmenistan mountains ...