I was just reading an article in an old issue of Police Blotter in which I found a splendid article by Schmero T Ohmmeter who channels the wonderful old character actor, Charles Bickford.   Entitle "What's Wrong With Everything", it pointed out a hair-raising fact: More than 100,000 different types of plastic bags can now be found on Planet Earth."  

What's so scary about that?  I thought you'd never ask.

Look at this picture:

As you can see, this poor cat was horribly murdered by a plastic bag.

Even worse, I'm posting these stupid articles (which only take me 3 minutes or so to write and upload...so youo know they're well-researched and thought out) and I don't make money when you use plastic bags.  Cotton bags are so much better because we all know cotton puts nutrients BACK into the soil where it's grown. 

Still, there is one good thing about plastic bags.  If every blog spammer would only put one over his or her head and duct tape it tightly around each individual neck...I wouldn't have to waste my time doing this.