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Once Again Dumb Luck May Save The Day!
Published on August 25, 2005 By kingbee In Politics

yeah i know.

this is the third time i've claimed i was the man with the plan to bring an end to the conflict between the israelis and palestinians.  so i don't blame anyone for being slightly apprehensive. 

but we all know the third time's a charm.  besides which, i'm no longer relying on common sense or logic as i did earlier.  (if you're innarested, you can a bare-bones version of plan 2 in the thread of scatter629's excellent post, 'ben franklin & jerusalem' Link -- an article which really deserves to be read even if you don't wanna know bout plan 2.)

anyway...i dunno if all americans look at the conflict between israel and the palestinians as being somewhat similar to a young america's dealings with the continent's native peoples over 100 years ago.   somewhat is perhaps overstatement except in one important aspect.   our government established what used to be called reservations--territory set aside for the native nations to exist assuming they could figure out a way to eke an existence from pretty much nothing--in places like the desert wastelands of the southwest or the bleak plains of north & south dakota, isolated pieces of land without much water, access to markets, etc.

it took a while for these strangers in their own land to devise a solution...like over 100 years.  the good news is...they did.  in so doing, they provided a model just waiting to be implemented by the palestinians.

if i were head of the palestinian authority, i'd be on the next thing smokin to the headquarters of the bally corporation.  why? 

one word:  casinos.

you can hardly turn on a tv these days without seeing some wannabe cowboy like kenny rogers touting the 24/7 fun waiting for you at gaming resorts with names like pechanga, morongo (and they do), aqua caliente or chumash in california.  in the south, there's tunica, in new york, the seneca-niagra.  wisconsin has dozens with cool sounding names like menominee, potawatomi and the always popular little turtle at hertel.

they rake in so much money, even a millionaire like california governor arnold schwarzenegger could barely wait to be sworn in before calling for a parlay with the california nations to devise a scheme to get his hands on some of it.

odds are those who don the bombvest do so because they have nothing to lose but their miserable lives.  lives without a future, without a job, without anything to do but dream up horrific plots, 

right now they're just sittin around moping when they could be constructing 'the camel', 'the ' mosque-o-slots' or even the 'REAL alladin'.

imagine the crowds of fun-seeking israelis lining up to see shecky greene or the next joey bishop.  toss in a great sunday brunch with lox sliced so fine it's almost transparent and the gaza strip will make the las vegas strip look small time.

in fact, i'm willing to give odds that new wall will fall faster than the one around jericho.


Comments (Page 1)
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on Aug 25, 2005
Great Article!! Maybe a Jackpot can be represented by 3 Olives in a row!! ;~D
on Aug 25, 2005
That's kind of what I was getting at in my article. It's like the both parties are just hanging out, waiting for something to happen. The world will suddenly get "right", and it will all be okay.

Turn your idea around, even. A hemmed-in Israel has a pool of consumers/workers in the millions, needing prosperity, wanting more. You've got money, you've got manpower, you've got people seeking luxury, you've got people seeking necessity. Most of the resources and infrastucture in Palestinian lands is wasted or abused by corruption.

It is an economic boom waiting to go off. In two or three generations I have no doubt that Israel/Palestine could be an economic center on par with New York. Nothing but empty idealism and hate keeps it from being so.
on Aug 25, 2005
Plastics!
on Aug 25, 2005
I want to go to the sports book and bet on a trifecta of camel races....Play the Wheel of Infidel Misfortune slots, then hit the all you can eat lamb & hummus bar before the Big show in the Jihad ballroom!

What happens in Gaza..Stays in Gaza right?
on Aug 25, 2005
Hertel the Turtle?
on Aug 25, 2005
The way to solve the problems in the Holy Land is shoot every single Palestinian we can find.
on Aug 25, 2005
The way to solve the problems in the Holy Land is shoot every single Palestinian we can find.


Ah, ethnic cleansing. When you can't figure it out, wipe out a whole ethnic group. Hey, it worked wonders for Rwanda and the former Yugoslavia. And WW2 era Germany...this has to be the stupidest suggestion I've heard on JU since...ever, and that's saying something.
on Aug 25, 2005
Your talking to a persona, latour, not a person. It's like talking to a character in a book. I suggest you go to his site. I laugh until I cry.
on Aug 25, 2005
Your talking to a persona, latour, not a person. It's like talking to a character in a book. I suggest you go to his site. I laugh until I cry.


There's a place where I can find more of his hilarious/idiotic nonsense?
on Aug 25, 2005
Mostly idiotic really.
on Aug 25, 2005
found his site, these barely coherent nazi ramblings can be kinda funny in an idiotic way.
on Aug 25, 2005
10 minutes later, they are just retarded and no longer funny
on Aug 25, 2005

10 minutes later, they are just retarded and no longer funny

You are learning my little grasshopper!

on Aug 25, 2005
"Ah, ethnic cleansing. "

Ethnic cleansing is such a misused and cliched word, I prefer to call it pro-active politics. With 99.9% of Palestinians being members of Hamas, this policy of pro-active politics is most advisable indeed to combat terrorists that fly planes into buildings in America, and blow up public transport in Madrid and London.

We need some pro-active politics here in the UK, as does the USA.
on Aug 25, 2005
A shame people let their sense of ethics spoil their sense of humor. No worries.
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