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Once Again Dumb Luck May Save The Day!
Published on August 25, 2005 By kingbee In Politics

yeah i know.

this is the third time i've claimed i was the man with the plan to bring an end to the conflict between the israelis and palestinians.  so i don't blame anyone for being slightly apprehensive. 

but we all know the third time's a charm.  besides which, i'm no longer relying on common sense or logic as i did earlier.  (if you're innarested, you can a bare-bones version of plan 2 in the thread of scatter629's excellent post, 'ben franklin & jerusalem' Link -- an article which really deserves to be read even if you don't wanna know bout plan 2.)

anyway...i dunno if all americans look at the conflict between israel and the palestinians as being somewhat similar to a young america's dealings with the continent's native peoples over 100 years ago.   somewhat is perhaps overstatement except in one important aspect.   our government established what used to be called reservations--territory set aside for the native nations to exist assuming they could figure out a way to eke an existence from pretty much nothing--in places like the desert wastelands of the southwest or the bleak plains of north & south dakota, isolated pieces of land without much water, access to markets, etc.

it took a while for these strangers in their own land to devise a solution...like over 100 years.  the good news is...they did.  in so doing, they provided a model just waiting to be implemented by the palestinians.

if i were head of the palestinian authority, i'd be on the next thing smokin to the headquarters of the bally corporation.  why? 

one word:  casinos.

you can hardly turn on a tv these days without seeing some wannabe cowboy like kenny rogers touting the 24/7 fun waiting for you at gaming resorts with names like pechanga, morongo (and they do), aqua caliente or chumash in california.  in the south, there's tunica, in new york, the seneca-niagra.  wisconsin has dozens with cool sounding names like menominee, potawatomi and the always popular little turtle at hertel.

they rake in so much money, even a millionaire like california governor arnold schwarzenegger could barely wait to be sworn in before calling for a parlay with the california nations to devise a scheme to get his hands on some of it.

odds are those who don the bombvest do so because they have nothing to lose but their miserable lives.  lives without a future, without a job, without anything to do but dream up horrific plots, 

right now they're just sittin around moping when they could be constructing 'the camel', 'the ' mosque-o-slots' or even the 'REAL alladin'.

imagine the crowds of fun-seeking israelis lining up to see shecky greene or the next joey bishop.  toss in a great sunday brunch with lox sliced so fine it's almost transparent and the gaza strip will make the las vegas strip look small time.

in fact, i'm willing to give odds that new wall will fall faster than the one around jericho.


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on Aug 25, 2005

We need some pro-active politics here in the UK, as does the USA.

We have them, it is called a "Do not let in List", and your name is at the top of it.

on Aug 25, 2005
Well, the SPM character's an ass(and I mean that with the highest regard, having a signed and notarized Ass Affidavit myself), but you must admire the creativity to be so single mindedly obtuse.
on Aug 26, 2005
So bringing legalized gambing will solve long contested land rights? This remind me of a simpson's episode.
on Aug 26, 2005

Maybe a Jackpot can be represented by 3 Olives in a row!! ;~D

better than 3 uzis for sure.

on Aug 26, 2005

A hemmed-in Israel has a pool of consumers/workers in the millions, needing prosperity, wanting more. You've got money, you've got manpower, you've got people seeking luxury, you've got people seeking necessity

true...but prolly way too extreme a vision (like extremely sensible and obvious) 

It is an economic boom waiting to go off.

you can tell me that wasn't intentional...and ill take ya at your word.  but late at nite when it's real quiet...

I have no doubt that Israel/Palestine could be an economic center on par with New York. Nothing but empty idealism and hate keeps it from being so.

they're gonna have to work hard if they plan to generate enough empty idealism and hate to compete with nyc.  

 

on Aug 26, 2005

Plastics!

someone here informed me the letter 'p' isn't used in arabic so it's replaced with 'b'.  it hardly seems wise to encourage anyone in the middle east to produce any more 'blastics'.

on Aug 26, 2005

a trifecta of camel races

ah the good ol camel races.  one hump or two?

the Wheel of Infidel Misfortune slots, then hit the all you can eat lamb & hummus bar before the Big show in the Jihad ballroom!

What happens in Gaza..Stays in Gaza right?

eat too much, win too often and you wind up fatwa'd?  best to be eyeless in gaza?

on Aug 26, 2005

Hertel the Turtle?

don't let the people for the ethical treatment of reptiles catch ya doin it.

on Aug 26, 2005

The way to solve the problems in the Holy Land is shoot every single Palestinian we can find.

i'm confused.   who is the guy in this picture?



on Aug 26, 2005
Lemme get this right...the casino exit will be built beside the Wailing Wall ? -and all the unearthed tunnels could still be used for package tours into the Gaza strip ? Greatt!!
on Aug 26, 2005

...this has to be the stupidest suggestion I've heard on JU since...ever, and that's saying something.

at first i thought you were givin me way too much credit.  but then i reread your comment and realized i'd once again failed to acquire a superlative.

on Aug 26, 2005

Your talking to a persona, latour, not a person. It's like talking to a character in a book. I suggest you go to his site. I laugh until I cry.

if that photo and its caption are authentic, perhaps you're being unfair to the man.  imagine growing up to discover you're the love child of john profumo and mandy rice-davies. 

on Aug 26, 2005

A shame people let their sense of ethics spoil their sense of humor

when did spmr-d acquire a sense of ethnics? 

on Aug 26, 2005

This remind me of a simpson's episode

flattery happily accepted here!

on Aug 26, 2005

and all the unearthed tunnels could still be used for package tours into the Gaza strip ? Greatt!!

anyone can build a silly rollercoaster on top of a building....nobody's dug any ancient tunnels for centuries.  in fact, it's a lost art. nothin vegas can do about that.

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