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Legendary Big Mouth Bites Self In Ass
Published on August 5, 2005 By kingbee In Current Events

by simply muttering a simple word on cnn's 'inside politics'--ironically, the same word most often used to describe his writing--columnist robert novak outted himself indefinitely from his job at cnn. 

novak and fellow guest james carville were interupting each other during a discussion about florida congresswoman katherine harris' (r-fl) upcoming campaign for the us senate.  rep harris, who came to national attention during the 2000 presidential election debacle, is considered by some florida republicans still too tainted by her involvement in that election to be a viable candidate--with or without her cheesy makeup. novak, master of the 180-degree spin, was attempting to explain why public dislike of harris could work in her favor. 

novak: "Let me just finish, James, please. I know you hate to hear me, but you have to."

carville: "He's got to show these right-wingers that he's got a backbone, you know. It's why the Wall Street Journal editorial page is watching you. Show 'em that you're tough."

novak: "Well, I think that's bullshit and I hate that. Just let it go."

when commentator ed henry attempted to ask a question of carville, novak got up and walked offstage. 

novak's entry into the job market comes at a particularly auspicious moment.  supreme court justice rehnquist was hospitalized again yesterday. 

several high whitehorse souses believe novak could replace rehnquist should the elderly jurist be forced to resign due to illness.  

'if bolton can be our ambassador to the un," they reportedly said (altho not for retribution). " anybody can be appointed to anything. hell, even novak has a shot at a seat on the high court."  

 

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Comments
on Aug 05, 2005
a bullshit bump for ol balding bob
on Aug 05, 2005

I have a chance of being appointed to the SCOTUS, but I am about as likely as Novak.

Interesing exhange tho.

on Aug 05, 2005
I have a chance of being appointed to the SCOTUS, but I am about as likely as Novak


nawwww. in the thru-the-looking-glass world of dc, everyone has a chance. it's sorta like 'the mikado' on steriods.
on Aug 05, 2005
Ohhh mannnn. I am sorry i missed that!

Don't let the door hit you in the butt Bob.
on Aug 05, 2005

nawwww. in the thru-the-looking-glass world of dc, everyone has a chance. it's sorta like 'the mikado' on steriods.

Are you saying I am more likely?  I am flattered!  Or that I am not as likely?  I am hurt!

NOT.

on Aug 05, 2005

Are you saying I am more likely? I am flattered! Or that I am not as likely? I am hurt!
NOT

somewhere in the bowels of the whitehouse, theres a huge dartboard divided into millions of pie slice slivers.  each sliver is inscribed with the name of a different citizen.  there is also a box of darts.  some say "nominee for _(name of post or appointment__.  others are designated "audit taxes", "investigate for possible violations of federal law" , etc. 

but you didn't learn this from me.

on Aug 05, 2005

Ohhh mannnn. I am sorry i missed that!

welcome back!

you may be able to catch at least those few moments on one of the 24/7 news channels--expletive deleted, of course.

on Aug 05, 2005

but you didn't learn this from me.

Can I borrow your tin foil hat?

on Aug 05, 2005
Hmmmmm....Dr Guy sitting on the bench...Wearing King's tinfoil beanie?
on Aug 05, 2005
columnist robert novak outted himself indefinitely from his job at cnn. 


And good riddance to him. Too bad it's not permanent. What does this nit have to do to get permanently swatted from the American conscious?

I think he should have been fired from everyone's employ for outing Plame as CIA. I don't care if Bush himself called to request it and promised Bobbie blowjobs from the twins. Some things you just don't publish.

Henry told his audience after Novak's on-air tantrum, "Bob Novak obviously left the set a little early. I had told him in advance that we were going to ask him about the CIA leak case. He was not here for me to be able to ask him about that."


If you can't take the heat, scream fire and run from the kitchen....


In other news...

Thank you for welcoming me back (twice) and forgive me for not thanking you sooner. I'm still only in and out of here occasionally. At least now I can get in!
on Aug 05, 2005
I saw that on the CNN website. I laughed my ass off. Damn douchebag for liberty.
on Aug 05, 2005
Dr Guy sitting on the bench...Wearing King's tinfoil beanie?


wonder how long it would take before scalia and thomas began annoyin him? in any event, i use mylar rather than foil for its superior inbound porosity as well as unsurpassed ability to firewall my thoughts and protect them from surveillance.

perhaps roberts could also be called doctor and the beatles' prophecies would begin to be fulfilled.
on Aug 05, 2005
if Bush himself called to request it and promised Bobbie blowjobs from the twins


that would be quite a temptation unless novak had already agreed to one of them 'they owe me two blowjobs so i'll give you one' deals.

If you can't take the heat, scream fire and run from the kitchen....


i'm so glad you tossed that into the mix--cuz it probably explains the entire sordid incident altho at the time i was writing this all down, i didn't wanna speculate.

but now i do hahahahaha.

really glad to see ya back and about.
on Aug 05, 2005
I was getting very tired of watching his upper dentures constantly trying to fall out, anyway. Has this man never heard of Poly-Grip!?

He won't be particularly missed, even by "us" as it were. And I heard this evening that he's no longer suspended, he's shitcanned.

All of which has nothing to do with any of the extraneous non-sequitur Oliver Stone stuff kb & a few others are trying to throw into the mix.

Cheers,
Daiwa
on Aug 06, 2005
All of which has nothing to do with any of the extraneous non-sequitur Oliver Stone stuff kb & a few others are trying to throw into the mix


you don't think he ws smart enuff to realize--even if only at the last minute--to realize he hadda bail? it's just coincidence?