Bathroom Steam-Powered Utensils

10 in 1 Gadgette du Toilette from Spam Creap

Published on May 5, 2005 By kingbee In Home & Family

10-in-1 functions: Bidet / Hotwater Bottle / Callous Fryer / Enema Tool/ Blackhead Remover/Botox Substitute/3 Other Intuitive but Cryptic Uses. Neighborhood size capacity. Steam-driven shaker rods relieve tension, dispel stress. . Dispenses 55% more colonic solution and yet loses 20~30% less than other tools.. Non-stick coating for easy removal. Transparent pouch can be used as knapsack or school book bag.. With heat-exchanger and illuminated pressure guages. Built-in vacuum pump and lapgrinder. 5000 BTU @ 1110psi (GS plug only)

Comments

kingbee

on May 05, 2005

manual bump feature optional

Manopeace

on May 05, 2005

Blackhead Remover

What we need here is a Spam Remover!

kingbee

on May 05, 2005

Spam Remover

not too late to add another feature altho i figured the enema stuff would be sufficient.

kingbee

on May 05, 2005

im sure fred harteiss can help us find some spam insurance too.

KarmaGirl

on May 05, 2005

I just about spit coffee while reading this........

Moderateman

on May 05, 2005

this gace me an early morning smile, thank you oh king of all bees

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

I would wonder where you would use one........

kingbee

on May 05, 2005

I just about spit coffee while reading this........

then it was all worth while!

this gace me an early morning smile, thank you oh king of all bees

ditto (altho i have no subjects...hahaha only predicates and objects)

I would wonder where you would use one........

i guess you hadda see the four or five 'electric kitchen appliances' posts from some spammer for this to make any sense. it is worth noting, however, the first vibrator was huge and steam-powered.

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

i guess you hadda see the four or five 'electric kitchen appliances' posts from some spammer for this to make any sense. it is worth noting, however, the first vibrator was huge and steam-powered.

I saw, but did not read it. So I understand where the idea came from. But since I dont drink coffee, I could not spit it out like Tex did. As for that last tidbit of information, I could have done without that bit of information!

KarmaGirl

on May 05, 2005

like Tex did.

Hey! I've never even been to Texas!

Dr Guy

on May 05, 2005

Hey! I've never even been to Texas!

Oops! {he says while removing foot from mouth}

Ionolast

on May 05, 2005

I count 9 functions.

Gene Nash

on May 10, 2005

the first vibrator was huge and steam-powered.

Hey! I was taught it was wind powered. Windmill --> Pulleys --> Crankshaft --> Cranked Shaft.

Damn modern textbooks.

And of course there was that veiled reference made by Chaucer to a miller's wife and a water wheel. But owing to the rarity of available materials that model was never practical.

(Yes, I occasionally work bluer than a manned group in Vegas.)

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