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Stonecipher's a Stone Stud?
Published on March 9, 2005 By kingbee In Current Events

With apologies to the group War (as well as to Larry Kuperman whose article 'CEOs: Who Needs Them'  Link  began exactly this way): 

"CEO s, huh!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing!"

well...it seems that may not have been totally accurate in the case of the newly former boeing ceo harry c. stonecipher.

normally i'd be the last person to sympathize with a hardass professional corporate exec:

1. whose previous claim to fame had been pinkslipping 78,000 employees following his arrival at boeing via that company's  merger with mcdonnell douglas in 1997

2. who'd been brought back outta retirement in 2003 to smooth over a really nasty little scandal that cost boeing the right to contract with the government and two other former execs their freedom.

3. who, upon being installed as ceo & president, then required boeing's entire 159,000 employee workforce to attend 4-hour ethics seminars and submit signed copies of a pledge not only act in accordance with company policy but to avoid doing anything that might bring boeing shame.

4. who then was discovered having an extramarital affair with another boeing executive.

clearly he's a tyrannical hypocrite, right?

on the other hand, stonecipher's  68 years old and been dippin his pen in company ink since january at least according to the whistleblower who ratted him out. and...he's still alive! (the female executive with whom stonecipher dallied has also been fingered by business week online which identified her as debra peabody, a 48-year-old operations manager currently working for boeing's top washington lobbyist.)

i certainly don't condone his behavior but i gotta marvel atta guy who admonished  ms peabody (and the rest of workers at boeing...but i think he was speaking mostly to her if not about her) : “You have to look it squarely in the eye and deal with every issue they bring up".  

he truly was mr boeing boeing.

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on Mar 09, 2005
“You have to look it squarely in the eye and deal with every issue they bring up". 


Hehehehe. Who'd've thought a CEO could be a master of double-entendre?


boeing boeing


Tony Curtis and Jerry Lewis. Man, they never show the classics anymore.

on Mar 09, 2005

Who'd've thought a CEO could be a master of double-entendre?

maybe there's more substance than anyone realizes to those little head/big head comments and a combined overdose of levitra, cialis and viagra also stimulates the brain? 

nawwwwwwwwwww 

on Mar 09, 2005
a combined overdose of levitra, cialis and viagra also stimulates the brain


I think I found a picture of Mr. Stonecipher and Ms. Peabody shortly after ingesting that potent cocktail.



on Mar 09, 2005

A local Radio talk show host was going on about this lately.  Asking how could they! 

In the end, tho the reason is that he is not a government official and is answerable to the Board. Whether he is within his rights or not, they are clearly within theirs, and unless you are a stock holder, we have nothing to say in the matter!

I was thinking of penning a piece about this, but your humor beat me to the punch line, so I will just smirk and laugh, and leave it at that.

on Mar 09, 2005
the female executive... has also been fingered by business week


Dang, she gets around!




(And how did I miss that the first time?)
on Mar 09, 2005
I found a picture of Mr. Stonecipher and Ms. Peabody shortly after ingesting that potent cocktail.


i always KNEW there was a reason why computers were invented and you'd just confirmed it for me!
on Mar 09, 2005
A local Radio talk show host was going on about this lately. Asking how could they


why 'they'? i mean, i wouldnt expect less of any healthy 48 year old woman. on the other hand, someone needs to check into how he pulled it off (so to speak).

oh...wait a minute.

the callers were inquiring bout some other 'they'?
on Mar 09, 2005
how did I miss that the first time?


dunno...but i was pretty damn sure it wasnt gonna get by you and it didn't
on Mar 09, 2005
why 'they'? i mean, i wouldnt expect less of any healthy 48 year old woman. on the other hand, someone needs to check into how he pulled it off (so to speak).


The They was the Board of Directors. How could THEY fire him. My opinion (in addition to your tongue in cheek one) is that is their job, not ours to decide.
on Mar 09, 2005
the female executive with whom stonecipher dallied has also been fingered. "fingered"?
on Mar 09, 2005
The They was the Board of Directors. How could THEY fire him. My opinion (in addition to your tongue in cheek one) is that is their job, not ours to decide


of course they do. (although as a consumer i can exercise my protest vote in the marketplace and refuse to buy any more boeing planes.)

i gotta point out this whole sordid situation reminds me of those chickenshit cialis/levitra/viagra disclaimers...the ones that advise ya to seek medical attention if an erection lasts longer than 4 hours. the seekin attention part makes sense...as does seekin free dinners and shows...attractive and adventurous volunteers...and local community recognition.
on Mar 09, 2005
"fingered


poor choice of phrase i guess. (i woulda used 'exposed' but i couldnt find an appropriate image to illustrate the points..um...point.)