i've had a very distressing personal problem for a while.  to put it as briefly as possible, my lizard didnt seem to be responding the way it shoulda.  as recently as a year ago, it certainly didnt require any effort on my part...the ol lizard would be up day and nite.

as you can see from this pic taken last weekend, my lizard appeared to be pretty much permanently down for the count. 

this isnt the kinda thing a guy can talk about to even his closest friends (specially if ya only have female close friends and hell they already know somehow).  so you can imagine my joy when--even tho i normally tune them out--i heard an ad on tv for a product to improve reptile dysfunction!

fortunately i had plenty of people emailing me with amazing offers for this stuff.  as you can see the lil guy is up and lookin pretty perky too.   now if i could just get him to stop humpin the heatrock.