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Govt Agency Wants to Boot 'Em Out
Published on February 6, 2009 By kingbee In Current Events

an article in today's la times quotes whitehouse spokesman bill burton's take on the situation thusly, "The presence of unauthorized raccoons gives us great paws."

burton also noted the national park service is, at this very moment, attempting to trap them using peanut butter (what don't kill em makes em stronger) in hopes of a racoon rendition to someplace other than where they're at now.  

for the first time in my ju adventure i really wish i hadda audience log to see who couldn't resist reading this one.

 


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on Feb 06, 2009

KellyW0498 was here to read your crazy headlines!

on Feb 06, 2009

Your headline points to what a boorish lout you truly are. You would probably say anything to get attention.

Hopefully you'll take a trip to Harlem and post that on the corner of Lexington and 125th St.

 

on Feb 06, 2009

You know a bit of dogfood works wonders when catching raccoons in livetraps.

I caught two dozen in a month using that method. 

~Zoo

on Feb 06, 2009

KellyW0498 was here to read your crazy headlines!

hiya kelly! glad ya stopped by.  as more time opens up for me--prolly shouldn't plan on it but--i'll be checkin out your own unique sorta mania.

on Feb 06, 2009

Lexington and 125th St

go up to lexington & one twenny five
feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive

You would probably say anything to get attention.

no probably about it.  not that it's germane.

actually i was proving myself not a racist in the time-honored gop tradition most recently and flamboyantly employed by one diane fedele last october.  ms fedele--former president of the chafee community republican women federated until she upset people by circulating so-called 'obama bucks' featuring barak's image juxtaposed with pix of food stamps, kool-aid,ribs, chicken and watermelon--initially responded by asserting she didn't associate certain foods with a particular group of people thus:

"I do not think like a bigot, and because of that fact, I did not view this as racial, because I do not have a racially discriminating point of view,"

thank you for your assistance!

on Feb 06, 2009

I caught two dozen in a month using that method.

to paraphrase groucho marx who claimed to have shot an elephant in his pajamas, how they got there you'll never know.

 

i'm not even gonna ask why you'd wanna possess 2 dozen wolverines in disguise (actually wolverines may be less dangerous cuz they're not as smart).  can't help wondering what you did with them tho.

on Feb 06, 2009

I wuz here to check it out!

hahahaha

That's a cute coon. 

on Feb 06, 2009

I LOL'd. Good job!

 

on Feb 06, 2009

i'm not even gonna ask why you'd wanna possess 2 dozen wolverines in disguise (actually wolverines may be less dangerous cuz they're not as smart). can't help wondering what you did with them tho.

I'll tell ya anyway. 

They were causing a bunch of trouble around my house.  So I borrowed a few traps from a farmer friend of mine and set about rounding them up.  He hunts coons and sells their fur...so it was a win-win. 

Didn't feel great about sending them to their doom, though...but shit happens.

~Zoo

on Feb 06, 2009

That's a cute coon

i no longer think they're anything but menacing.  unlike possums or skunks (this part of la's other thriving wildlife groups) racoons here live in the storm sewers and are aggressively surly.  possums are goofy and skunks are aloof and kinda cool til they discover spraying aint much of a defense against cars.

on Feb 07, 2009

They were causing a bunch of trouble around my house.

yeah they're good for that.   and maybe hats.

on Feb 07, 2009

I LOL'd. Good job!

gladja enjoyed it

on Feb 07, 2009

and maybe hats

Dang...You know who I miss? Daniel Boone. Daniel boone was a man....was a real man...

on Feb 07, 2009

Daniel Boone

i'm not sure who is most closely associated with coonskin caps: boone or crockett.

on Feb 07, 2009

boone or crockett.
You are right...it's crockett, but I don't know his song.

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