forget amway.  cancel your upcoming pyramid scheme events.  finally there's a genuine get-real-rich-right-quick home opportunity available to everyone that isnt merely guaranteed to triple your investment...youll get triple the amount you even considered handing to your upline.   speaking of uplines, we've got the best.  st francis of assisi, amerigus vespucci, luigi davinci (leo's first cousin) and, most recently, joseph stalin.  you can be sure papa joe wouldnt sign on for anything that wasnt going to pay off huge!

here's a testimonial from a couple formerly engaged in what could only be described as a perpetual-motion moneymaker.  and they left it in the dust for biznit!:

"me and my wife chlamydia had been raking in the big bucks south of the border on our catfur farm.  those of you who arent familiar with this kind of 200% profit enterprise may not realize how this works.  we raise cats for their fur.  we feed them rats to make them grow quickly. twice a year, we harvest the fur and render the the remainder of the raw material into rat food.  thus its not only environmentally correct, there is virtually no overhead except for machinery and cat toys.

we thought we'd hit it bigtime but then we heard about biznit.  we dropped those cats and rats and are now raking in money faster than the treasury can print it for us."

for more information, please leave your social security number, your drivers license number, your credit card numbers and dont forget that pin number on the back, your phone number and the number of millions you hope to accrue. 

dont be fooled by slick imitations.  at biznit, we never stop taking comments.