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Yousef...You Nut!
Published on October 13, 2007 By kingbee In Current Events

according to this article at 'catholic online' http://www.catholic.org/national/national_story.php?id=25656 the very same yousef ramzi who earned hisself free lifelong membership at the exclusive supermax facility in florence, co for his work in the field of applied explosives has done seen da light.

speaking to one of those new--like less than 90 years old--guys who interviewed him for '60 minutes', this weasel-faced fanatic muslim terrorist reportedly announced he is now a christian.  to see it yourself, check out the show's 10/14/07 broadcast.

those good folks at catholic online seem to have anticipated this possibility.

if the claim contained within the report proves to be true, Yousef Ramsi will take his place in the many accounts recorded throughout Christian History of men and women who, after having engaged in evil deeds, later repented of those actions after coming to believe the Christian message of forgiveness and redemption in Jesus Christ, the Messiah. One has only to look to the conversion of Saul who later became the Apostle Paul. A virulent persecutor of the early Christian Church, he stood by, complicit, at the first recorded martyrdom in Christian history, the stoning to death of the early Christian Deacon Stephen reported in the Acts of the Apostles in the New Testament. 

far as i can determine, ramsi has yet to change his name to whousef or rousef, etc.

it's certainly  good news (room for one more in the lake of fire) and while it may seem miraculous, i doubt those liars and fools over at the dan rather msm den will trip over the real story without our help.

so here it is:  one of yall is yousef. 

disguised by your chosen username, you've been here for quite some time.  sure, you originally joined to fish in a stray infidel or two, but then something changed.  you became caught up in one--prolly all--of those ongoing articles authored by members of ju's formidable evangelical literalist squad.  finally there came a moment when everything began to shift.

someone said something that touched your heart--maybe it was marvin's teachings on noah's ark,maybe it was a rant about how the founding fathers signed the constitution on the roof of their nativity scene manger INSIDE constitution hall--and all that garbage you'd been fed by some blind imam began to leak outta you like so much pus.

only you know, of course.

one thing would make me really happy about all of this 

would you please let us know which one of us you are yousef?   if for no other reason than to enable those who saved you from allah to correctly determine how many points they earned in the process.


Comments
on Oct 14, 2007

Gave up on those 72 Virgins, eh?  Guess he thought he would be meeting old Sparky, and when that did not materialize, the old hand just got tiresome.

Maybe he is gay, and did not want someone else to kill him with a pigskin?

on Oct 14, 2007
would you please let us know which one of us you are yousef? 


I'd let you know, but my three wives say they'd then have to kill me.

The thought of those parasite-ridden hyenas being rewarded with 216 lox (uncleaned, unjerked) for their bagels fills me with such jealousy and revulsion that I find I must comply.
on Oct 14, 2007
No...but I DID shoot the albatross!

Oh, yeah. And I shot the sherriff (but I didn't shoot the deputy).

AND I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll!

I was also the man what threw the bomb at Haymarket square!

But WTC? Not my style, man!
on Oct 15, 2007

Gave up on those 72 Virgins, eh? Guess he thought he would be meeting old Sparky, and when that did not materialize, the old hand just got tiresome.

either they don't permit supermax prisoners access to new reports or ramsi ain't paying attention.  how else to explain why he didn't hedge his bets a while longer by simply checking into rehab.

 

on Oct 15, 2007

Maybe he is gay, and did not want someone else to kill him with a pigskin?

wait a second...he's converting to christianity AND joining a gay inmates touch football team?

on Oct 15, 2007

I'd let you know, but my three wives say they'd then have to kill me

anyone with three wives don't need their advice to know they're gonna kill him.

on Oct 15, 2007

216 lox (uncleaned, unjerked) for their bagels

how do ya jerk a lox? 

on Oct 15, 2007

I was also the man what threw the bomb at Haymarket square!

suddenly it seems so clear.  no wonder i've been harboring suspicions you might just be sacco n. vicente.

on Oct 15, 2007

in all seriousness, i knew none of the three of you were him.

suspect #1 on my list is that indian or pakistani chick (guy?) who kept bragging about her (his?) breasts.

last night's '60 minutes' piece was a huge disappointment.  ramsi wasn't interviewed so we got nothin but hearsay.  also, before they got around to telling us yousef announced he was born again, he was described as having that 'charlie manson' look (don't ask me cuz i don't gotta clue). 

i guess all we can do now is keep lookin around until we find a joeuser who isn't merely a newbie christian but also the second coming.