EVOLUTION ICES OPPONENTS

chillin with the alternative

Published on May 20, 2004 By kingbee In Philosophy

how do fundamentalists and others who refuse to accept the possibility of evolution because it contradicts a literal interpretation of divinely revelated or inspired literature explain away the reality of previous ice ages?

i dont recall anyone in any version of the torah or old testament mentioning polar ice incursions....yet they certainly occured.

Comments (Page 1)

Gerry Atrick

on May 20, 2004

kingbee,
thats the great thing about believing in an all powerful being....any discrepencies are because it was gods will....me, I like to see and feel things myself

kingbee

on May 20, 2004

yeah thats why im a jehovahs agnostic....i saw something but im not sure what it was

dharmagrl

on May 20, 2004

thats the great thing about believing in an all powerful being....any discrepencies are because it was gods will

ROFL...that was good!

kingbee

on May 20, 2004

yup it sure was

and its high on the list of attributes rarely ascribed to supreme beings....like author of all distrurbingly unresolved ambiguities

Cann1bal

on May 23, 2004

man I dont care what ahem.... christian or any other religion says until you can point out dinosaurs in the bible that book is a waste of time for me.... Enter Bill Hicks track called: "Dinosaurs in the bible"

BTW... if you guys are curious as to what Im talking about get on Kazaa lite or what ever musci sharering thing you have an dl it... its absolutely fucking funny... I heard it first when I was in high school and 4 years since I heard it last I dl it like a month ago and havent stop laughing to it since.

Thomas

Zoologist03

on May 23, 2004

Ahhh...I don't even worry about that crap anymore...I like to think a divine being just wanted to play around for awhile then eventually we popped up after he/she was done....lol

kingbee

on May 23, 2004

cann1bal

i know you didnt mean to advocate any activity that might involve intentional copyright infringement by using a p2p file transfer method to locate and download an unauthorized digital recording of bill hick's' "dinosaurs in the bible."

*lookin innocent as only a four-time convicted felon is truly capable*

kingbee

on May 23, 2004

zoologist03...

the divine afterthought? sho nuff seems like that at times.

forefather1

on May 23, 2004

Man, you guys are so cold about how we all got here! The ice age occured all those thousands of years ago when the Super Upper Vegetarianuses (SUV's) ignored the warnings of the Meat-Ingesting Neurologicaly-Increased Vanguardasaurus (MINI VANS) and continued over-eating all the time. This in turn caused major gas problems which in turn caused excessive atmospheric heating that eventualy led to the polar ice melt-down that produced the slush that we know now as the Ice Age. Michel Moore, the award winning film maker goes into great detail about the odor of those times in his recent -not- to- be- released -award -winning -film, "Flatuate 911". The main thrust of his film is that the middle part of the continent now known as North America stinks, except for him and people who think he's talented. What's the matter with you guys? Aint you got no culture?
As far as God not mentioning the Ice Age in the Bible..., well it probaly was none of our business. The Flood was and is our business, and that was mentioned quite a bit.Mind your own business, folks, for God's sake.

kingbee

on May 23, 2004

it all seems so clear to me now.

cracked me up bigtime, forefather1. im gonna have to do some research on the vanguardasaurus

imajinit

on May 25, 2004

I don't understand what is so hard to understand about "Creation through Evolution"... Is it not possible that God used the process of Evolution in order to carry out his Creation plans? God created the world in 7 days, but that was before the clock was invented, so who's to say that a day was 24 hours back then?

Marvin Cooley

on May 25, 2004

For evolution to have occurred, all the parts of the puzzle must fit. And the evolutionary theory is missing over 90 percent of the pieces. Where are the missing links? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Evolution is shiek to believe these days. But in truth, it is the most fraudulent bunch of bullshit ever told to the idiot masses by their high and mighty educators and leaders. It is a belief with no proof whatsoever to support it.

kingbee

on May 25, 2004

Is it not possible that God used the process of Evolution in order to carry out his Creation plans?

that seems the most likely scenario involving a creator being with creativity and patience. insightful observation.

kingbee

on May 25, 2004

marvin

i saw your claim that the ark was embedded in ice on the top of a mountain in turkey. thats sorta what inspired this post because i couldnt recollect any reference in the old testament to either glaciers or any ice at all for that matter much less the ark bein iced in someplace.. did i miss it or them somehow or ?

Draginol

on May 25, 2004

How about this fairly straight forward issue:

In the bible, it was Noah and his sons on the arc. That means they all shared the same Y chromosome. Given what we know, the tale of Noah's arc had to have happened in the past 7,500 years. Not nearly enough time for mutation to have created significantly diffrent Y chromosomes in us (i.e. ALL men on this planet should have a derivative of that Y chromosone). But it didn't happen. The aboriginals in Australia have very different Y chromosomes than Africans or Europeans.

Therefore, Noah's Arc, as told in the bible, could not have happened.

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