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The Shocking Truth Lives! Miracle Or What?
Published on March 3, 2005 By kingbee In Religion

i don't exactly remember when i first saw the british conservative catholic organization's website--also known as 'the shocking truth'.  i can tell you within mere moments of finding it, the scales fell from my eyes (a silly place to keep the scales but quite characteristic of my pre-enlightened benighted self). 

i very clearly remember the last time i saw it.  it was just a few short hours before that stalwart bastion of righteousness disappeared forever from virtuous and virtual reality.  at that point, there was nothing on the home page but a brief note stating its domain host would no longer provide free server space.  those who'd worked so hard to save a world stubbornly determined to go straight to hell in an increasingly ungodly handbasket were cast out into the darkness where there was sometimes whining and even the occaisonal gnashing of teeth. 

at that moment, i was truthfully shocked...unconsolably saddened.

i immediately emailed the british conservative catholic's press officer to ask if there would be any interest on their part in a potential patron whom i believed might be open to helping them and their mission.

i received a response the next day in which i was offered the rights to the entire site should i choose to make their mission my own.  knowing i was anything but worthy, i reluctantly declined. 

before this fine organization's impressive work vanished completely, i managed to save a page i particularly treasured...one i posted in part as commentary in the thread of an article by one of ju's most illustrious prophets.  if you wish to view it for yourself, please begin your pilgrimage here: Link

as you'll see, my familiarity with the british conservative catholics' work enabled me to offer a factual rebuttal to a claim jesus might have grown to become a successful carpenter capitalist.   citing the works of a professor shapira who contends 'joseph, son of jacob, & sons'--a carpentry corporation--had a reputation 20 cubics long for shoddy workmanship, i felt as if evel had been vanguished right in front of me.  

the shocking truth was rife with such gems...overshadowed only by the british conservative catholics'  unsurmountable armory of writings attacking the evils of immorality (particularly masturbation), weapons of mass conversion in the war on pleasure of all types.

i'm a hard-boiled skeptic when it comes to claims of miracles.  but last nite i was converted by a mere glimpse of the shocking truth. 

death had not stilled it.  it has triumphed over the grave. 

but dont take it on faith brothers and sisters 

click the link and you shalt see for thyself. Link

plan to spend a little time reading the articles and surfing thru the site. 

he who wast dead now liveth again (thanks to waybackmachine.org.


Comments
on Mar 09, 2005
I had a look. Was this organization funded by Sir Peter Maxwell?


i received a response the next day in which i was offered the rights to the entire site should i choose to make their mission my own.  knowing i was anything but worthy, i reluctantly declined. 


Despite the trouble it probably would bring me, I think I would have taken them up on the offer.

on Mar 09, 2005
Despite the trouble it probably would bring me, I think I would have taken them up on the offer


i'm almost positive the patron i was gonna suggest woulda been open at very least to picking up the overhead...and very likely woulda been happy to pay them to continue their mission.

for a couple moments i considered taking it over but almost immediately realized i simply couldnt maintain the standards they set. they're way funnier than i am dammit.
on Mar 10, 2005
Was this organization funded by Sir Peter Maxwell?


i hadnt considered that possibility. it does make ya wonder what they're puttin in the uk water supply tho dont it?