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Don You Now Your Knott's Apparel..
Published on December 25, 2004 By kingbee In Current Events

if you havent seen this yet, it's new to you (as it was to me this morning).

if you have, check it out again. 

youll need the quicktime plugin.  Link


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on Dec 27, 2004
well, since I have library access, it doesn't look like I can check it out
on Dec 27, 2004
I'm thinking they should get Don Rickles to play Cheney in the sequel!
on Dec 27, 2004

I'm thinking they should get Don Rickles to play Cheney in the sequel!


and don ameche as rumsfeld? 

on Dec 28, 2004
And Don Cheadle can play Colin Powell as well
on Dec 29, 2004
donald trump as secretary of labor? or treasury?  equally qualified for both since he's a. good at firing people.  b. in bankruptcy court a lot.  (maybe secretary of family values when that becomes a cabinet post)
on Dec 29, 2004
donna summers as condi?   the mind boggles.
on Dec 29, 2004
Due to the realities of life, the opportunity has passed, but imagine a Political Thriller with Ronald Reagan as the president; Fred Thompson & Sonny Bono as the Senators and Arnold Schwarzenegger & Jesse Ventura as the Governors!!!!! ;~D
on Dec 30, 2004
Thanks, Kingbee.

I'm sure I can make it work. I'm just too busy to play with it till after New Years.


"Happy New Year!"
on Dec 30, 2004
donna summers as condi?   the mind boggles.


I thought Janet Jackson was hot as Condi in the SNL parody. (But then I've had a thing for Janet since Good Times. God bless you, Justin Timberlake.)

on Dec 31, 2004

Due to the realities of life, the opportunity has passed, but imagine a Political Thriller with Ronald Reagan as the president; Fred Thompson & Sonny Bono as the Senators and Arnold Schwarzenegger & Jesse Ventura as the Governors!!!!! ;~D


oooh oooh....and i bet we coulda got bob dole to do 'the guy with erectile dysfunction'  too!

on Dec 31, 2004
oooh oooh....and i bet we coulda got bob dole to do 'the guy with erectile dysfunction' too!


on Jan 01, 2005

if you only see a white screen, click on the 'help' menu at the top of the quickview player (youll find it in 'program files' if youre using win9x/win me or 'all programs' if you use win2k/winxp) and select the update checker.  update it and it should workd.  if not, lemme know and ill provide a link for a direct download in another format.

on Feb 03, 2005
I finally got the last Quicktime available for my system installed and was able to watch the movie.

Hehehehe. Cute. I love Don Knotts.

I'm disappointed they didn't work in a "Nip it in the bud," though. It would have worked really well with gay marriage. The beer thing went on too long. Also, the family values part fell flat for me. They were straining.

There is lot's of fun to be had, though. Bush's time in the Air Guard? Priceless! Everyone's favorite banner making a guest appearance from the end of "The Reluctant Astronaut"? Pure gold! And what prophet foresaw the need for a Democrat reference so long ago?

Some judicious editing could have made it tighter and funnier, but it's still funny as is and worth a look.

I'll give it a B- and 1 thumb up.
on Feb 04, 2005

And what prophet foresaw the need for a Democrat reference so long ago?


that was, for me, the really funny aspect of the whole thing.  when inspiration struck whomever it was that saw too many knotts' flix way too many times, it musta been like being the first person to spin a a beatles' album backwards (for whatever reason) and discovering messages from beyond.

glad you were finally able to check it out...and youre right about the pacing.  i was so overwhelmed by the sheer insanity of its existence that i lost my perspective.  although i remembered enuff to know how correct you were as soon as i read your comments i went back and took another look. 

btw do you recall a laughlin commercial i was goin on about on in the thread of your article about the guiness record attempt?   altho i havent been able to locate any pertinent information about the parties responsible for its creation, i now know it's part of visitlaughlin.com's 'founded on fun' campaign.  according to the nev film office, visitlaughlin.com can be reached by contacting the laughlin town manager at  (702) 298-3321.  maybe they have it available on video in their offices?   ill continute lookin.

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